Perfect Your Pitch

We help clients crystallize ideas into persuasive and actionable pitches built to win.

Deploy powerful pitch decks.

Marketing needs to market with a sales mindset. Brand Awareness campaigns and most marketers think that they’re doing the brand a favor by keeping high brow stuff. Having marketers handle sales activities is the mistake. Marketeres are worried about the look and feel and brand perception… rather than the SALES PITCH structed to inspire action toward a sale.

Get marketing OUT of sales functions. They’re fucking it up. Hire us to get marketers OUT of your sales decks and us to . What you need is a strategic marketer with 10k+ in the trenches sales experience to know EXACTLY how to structure compelling pitch decks for B2B sales.

Marketers SUCK at sales.

TRAINING: Are you starting a new company? Do you have all these documents? Vision, pitch decks, etc. Here’s my list of 5 documents that every startup needs. do you have these? Were they written with any salesmanship in mind? You should consult with me to bring that persuasive tone to all of your communications.

$5000 - SALES + COMMUNICATIONS AUDIT. I’ll review all of your communications and give you an analysis of your comms. If I can’t help you, then no problem i’ll give you a report and I’m out. Otherwise, we can figure out where I can help yo most and go from there.

Let me help marketing “get sales off their back” by helping them produce pitch decks the sales team will love.

Executive Decision Making + Communication.

Marketing is probably spending all your money at booths and stupid stuff like that when they could just hire me to inject sales fundamentals into your communications that actual deliver opportunities into the pipeline. OK, you just hired a bunch of hot chicks at the trade show, but are you leveraging communications afterward to cash in on the opportunity.

Bring sales fundamentals into your marketing and communications. most sales teams are not marketers and marketers are not salespeople, bridge the gap. Most communications require sales fundamentals to be persuasive and effective. Our sales fundamentals program weaves persuasion and injects power and influence into communications to ignite change and keep the ball rolling. We help you get things done.

PLUS: EXECUTIVE COMMUNICATIONS: Executive, Strategy, + Org Coaching and Comms… Vision Decks, Org Design, etc.

Your marketing team probably came up with your sales materials. Does anyone on your marketing team have 10,000 of hours of sales experience? In the trenches? Do they actually know how to close deals? Or are they more concerned with your logos, fonts, brand colors, and BS marketing messages?

We come in and instantly upgrade your sales decks using proven sales-driven copy structures, hooks, compelling stories, etc.

It starts with one deck. Success is guaranteed. If the deck doesn’t beat the crap out of your current one, you don’t pay us a dime.

After we hit a home run, we can go for the grand slam.

Our oldest clients started with a deck and now keep us on retainer to produce strategic communications throughout their organization.

Instantly add 10,000 hours of sales experience to your marketing team by hiring us.

Bridge the gap between sales and marketing. Sales copy with marketing or sales. Be a consultant on marketing AND/OR sales team to give them sales theories, story structures, etc. to instantly upgrade your pitch decks. We take pitch decks from C- to A+.

Speaks to action.

You need a SALES MARKETER. Can work many ways:

I can work with your marketing team to help them build sales materials

I can work directly with your sales leaders to build pitch decks that sell themselves, boosting close rates across all levels of your sales team.

Drawing from decades of experience, our crack team of consultants have worked for Deloitte, Fortune 500, Startups, DTC, Influencers, Celebrities, and #1 NY Times Bestselling Authors.

We work alongside CXOs to align business goals across functions and develop winning strategies and execution plans to drive growth.

Words Sell.

We help our clients crystallize ideas into persuasive and actionable pitches built to win.

Drawing from decades of experience, our crack team of consultants, copywriters, and designers have worked for Deloitte, E&Y, Ogilvy, Fortune 500, Droga5, BBDO, Startups, Influencers, Celebrities, and #1 NY Times Bestselling Authors.

We work alongside CEOs, CSOs, CGOs, Marketing and Sales Leaders to align business goals across functions and develop winning strategies to drive growth.

Marketers are not sales people

It’s no secret that marketers suck at sales. Overly concerned with branding, logos, fancy design, trite marketing slogans, and fluffy BS that does nothing to press on a prospect’s pain points and inspire action to supercharge a prospect’s journey through the sales pipeline.

Strategic Copywriting deploys at scale

Think about your favorite brand’s tagline. “Just Do It” is used ubiquitously. Jingles, Billboards, Print, TV, Sponsorships… and most importantly - Word of Mouth.

High-level, strategically conceived copy takes all the guesswork out of copywriting at the execution level. Positioning and Messaging statements guide the angle. Brand Voice guides the tone.

When Marketing and Sales Align, Sales Skyrocket

Pitch Decks are notoriously frustrating for sales teams because they’re produced by marketers who have zero (literally zero) understanding of how sales works.

We work directly with marketing leaders to consult, train, educate, and execute on proven sales methods to produce highly effective pitch decks that salespeople love.

Why do sales people love our decks? They sells themselves. They communicate complex positioning and messaging in compelling and interesting story arcs that allow salespeople to focus on what they do best - move the prospect through the funnel to a close. The deck becomes a true asset to the sales team, not a liability. your sales team will be chomping at the bit to get these decks in front of prospects, rather than complaining about them at your monday morning standup meetings and reluctantly blowing through a deck on a zoom meeting, boring a prospect to death never to see them again.

start closing deals and spreading to new prospects - all on their own. Word of Mouth Marketing gets the phone ringing off the hook…

…each a lagging indicator of strategically conceived, clear, consistent, and persuasive messaging applied across all sales and marketing channels.

Our work always begins with a single Pitch Deck.

Marketing needs to market with a sales mindset. Brand Awareness campaigns and most marketers think that they’re doing the brand a favor by keeping high brow stuff. Having marketers handle sales activities is the mistake. Marketeres are worried about the look and feel and brand perception… rather than the SALES PITCH structed to inspire action toward a sale.

Get marketing OUT of sales functions. They’re fucking it up. Hire us to get marketers OUT of your sales decks and us to . What you need is a strategic marketer with 10k+ in the trenches sales experience to know EXACTLY how to structure compelling pitch decks for B2B sales.

Marketers SUCK at sales.

Your marketing team probably came up with your sales materials. Does anyone on your marketing team have 10,000 of hours of sales experience? In the trenches? Do they actually know how to close deals? Or are they more concerned with your logos, fonts, brand colors, and BS marketing messages?

We come in and instantly upgrade your sales decks using proven sales-driven copy structures, hooks, compelling stories, etc.

It starts with one deck. Success is guaranteed. If the deck doesn’t beat the crap out of your current one, you don’t pay us a dime.

After we hit a home run, we can go for the grand slam.

Our oldest clients started with a deck and now keep us on retainer to produce strategic communications throughout their organization.

Instantly add 10,000 hours of sales experience to your marketing team by hiring us.

Bridge the gap between sales and marketing. Sales copy with marketing or sales. Be a consultant on marketing AND/OR sales team to give them sales theories, story structures, etc. to instantly upgrade your pitch decks. We take pitch decks from C- to A+.

Speaks to action.

You need a SALES MARKETER. Can work many ways:

I can work with your marketing team to help them build sales materials

I can work directly with your sales leaders to build pitch decks that sell themselves, boosting close rates across all levels of your sales team.

Drawing from decades of experience, our crack team of consultants have worked for Deloitte, Fortune 500, Startups, DTC, Influencers, Celebrities, and #1 NY Times Bestselling Authors.

We work alongside CXOs to align business goals across functions and develop winning strategies and execution plans to drive growth.

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